I want to have my cupcakes and to eat them too!

At some point in my life, I plan to own a cupcake shop.

The creation of a shibby

shibby
-verb

1. possessing an immense need to relieve oneself of excess human waste: I gotta take a shibby.

-noun

1. uttered under a stressed or disappointed state of mind: what the shibby?!
2. used as a replacement for any dull or lifeless word to add extra emphasis: shibby shibby gumdrops!